Assorted nonsense and marginally relevant shenanigans via my personal deli.icio.us bookmarks.

- Local hero joins Wilco (for a song): Shit, that’s a story I would be telling to my grandkid’s kids. “Yeah, I used to drum for Wilco.” Damn.

- This Week in Bacon: A bacon alarm clock? Genius. Absolute genius. Alright, maybe a little messy too.

- Twitter’s Business Model? Well, Ummmm…: A business model? For Twitter? Isn’t that a little like putting the cart before the fail whale?

- If You Have Nipples, America Doesn’t Want You: You want to guarantee viral distribution. No prob. Just have a sexy model flash a nipple in your TV spot and get yourself banned!

- B2B Marketers Eye Social Media, Web 2.0 Tactics: B2B and social media? You betcha. Web 2.0 comes in all flavors, shapes and sizes…just need to now how to plug in.

- How “Janet” Fooled the Twittersphere she’s the voice of Exxon Mobil: Yet another reason why brands need to be actively listening to what’s being said about them online. Don’t become a poster child for digital ignorance.

- VML adding billings, staff: An innocuous column in the KC Star about new biz at a local agency turns into a lightning rod. Check out the comments here.