Sarah Palin & Miss Teen USA South Carolina
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Crazy, but I’m starting to think think Miss Teen USA South Carolina would have been a better pick by McCain for his vice-presidential running mate than Sarah Palin. Check out this gem.
It’s nice to know that while Obama, McCain and Biden are in DC trying to blunder their way through de-fuckifying our economy (sorry for the highbrow economic terminology), Sarah Palin is in Alaska keeping an eye on those pesky Russians and the Evil Empire to Alaska’s east. I’ll sure as hell sleep better tonight.
On second thought, time to see if I have any Jack Daniels sitting around…
Would it be ok if I started using the term de-fuckify? I’ll give you a credit or royalties, whatever you need. I’ve just been looking for a new word for just these types of situations.
Hang on a sec.
De-fuckify™
There you go. Have at it.
So, do you consider the Kansas side of KC a foreign entity as compared to the MO side? How do you deal with sharing the same breath of polluted air?
God, I love you JAK, keep up the fun! Screw the Jack, I’ve encountered 2 1/2 liters of Summit Oktoberfest beer tonight. It’s a beautiful thing.
And I guess that means I’ve de-fuckified myself. Cha-ching!
I’m de-fuckifying myself on the cheap. PBR, baby! Makes me feel better after watching Palin’s downright incompetence. But she can field dress a moose! That’ll keep those scary Russians at bay!
By the way, did anyone else notice that as soon as McCain hit town, the negotiations fell apart? Thanks for all your help, John. Now get the hell down to Mississippi for the debate!
@Gustav: We have trade missions with Kansas.
@Moline: Call it the McCain Self Destruction Tour 08!
To be fair Palin was the runner up for Miss Alaska so it makes sense for her to give such a terrible response…
She’d probably be better off if she just didn’t talk. McCain would certainly be better off if she didn’t talk.
Never discount the intelligence level of the average voter. She actually sounds smart to some.
BTW, single issue voters, e.g. right-to-life, see her as a moral beacon and accept the value of NOT backpacking Europe instead working 2-jobs.
…and, like it or not, MaCain is scoring leadership points while Obama continues passionless… the big O really needs this debate…
I looove these country!
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